For ladies..

Ruru sent me an email earlier. It is darn hilarious… well, i mean, from a lady’s perspective.
Hey guys, no offence, i’m sharing it out for some laughter 😉

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, ‘I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world…’
The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…… ‘.

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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him;and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death.

AMEN

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .

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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’

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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world………
…….then He made the earth round.

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